Inspired by a comment in the trailer for Seven Havens
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Pavi and Nisha were playing pai sho when suddenly a time rift appeared and out of it came……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………KORRA AND ASAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“hOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?” Pavi asked askingly?
“It is none of your business” Korra said, “We have established a new timeline. You must die so I can be the only Avatar!”
“Nu uh I’m the Avatar now!” said Pavi, “You fucked up the world so it’s my turn!”
“Pitiful child” Korra used bloodbending to grasp Pavi’s neck, “You are Indian, but I’m Ameridian so I’m the superior Indian.”
Nisha prepared to attack by throwing rocks but Asami kissed every single one of them so they fell in love with her.
“Attack my rock pets!” and they did, killing Nisha.
“Noooooooooo KORRA YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” said Pavi.
Pavi entered the Avatar state and so did Korra. They threw rocks at each other then water and fire, but they dodged every blow. Korra then used airbending to remove the air from Pavi’s lungs and killed her, making her the only Avatar again.
“Oh my love you did it!” moaned Asami lovingly.
They kissed, then they went to fix and storms and shit that was affecting the world. Everyone applauded.
“Please forgive us for hating you Korra!” said the people.
“No” Korra said, killing everyone.
And so Korra and Asami lived happily ever after while Nisha and Pavi burned in hell like the crispy little dykes they were.
The end.